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Love is in the air
I keep wanting to write about my decision to do a cleanse and the reasons why, but my juicer didn’t arrive yet. Hey, Williams-Sonoma, get it together and send me my damn juicer. Pretty please, with...
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Get a room
When I was about 10, I went over to a friend’s house to play. This girl was a little more “worldly” than I was at the time. “Let’s talk about boys and sex,” she said enthusiastically. She had closed...
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I only give my number to octogenarians
Should I just post something (that I hope is) witty, or should I offer up some explanation for the 3 months or so that I’ve been an absentee blogger? It’s just that I’m not (usually) one for whining...
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This is nice, I know it is.
“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.’” – Kurt Vonnegut Happy Anniversary to my husband, Michael....
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I moved back home with an exhibitionist
First I’d just like to say thanks since I noticed a few more people following along here at lessthanperfectmama. It’s encouraging to know you guys find the things I write about interesting and/or...
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Always kiss me goodnight
This is embarrassing. So, of course I’ll share it with my friends (whom I assume adore me) and readers whom I’ve never met. Why not? The other night when we had just gotten into bed, I shut the light...
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What men want you to wear
Although I met my husband 13 years ago, I still want to get his attention when we go out on a date. I choose my outfit not only by what the weather is like or if I’m feeling good (or … Continue reading →
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Fair warning…Sometimes I overshare
I’ve been perusing the web to bring you varied content. Who wants to check my blog and read endless stories about the gross but cute things my kids do? (Well, I do. Obviously. But I’m thinking of...
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My husband’s checking you out and I’m fine with it.
“She’s smokin’ hot,” my husband said one night, as we talked about some new bimbo on a TV series. While that may sound like something a surfer dude, hipster or hormonal tween might say as a girl walks...
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The Pursuit of Passion
My husband and I had an argument recently. The topic of the argument is irrelevant. That’s a lie. I just don’t want to get into it. It began early in…
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